 | Seth Rogen | | Frank / Sergeant Pepper |
| Kristen Wiig | | Brenda |
| Jonah Hill | | Carl |
| Bill Hader | | Firewater / Tequila / El Guaco |
| Michael Cera | | Barry |
| James Franco | | Druggie |
| Danny McBride | | Honey Mustard |
| Craig Robinson | | Grits |
| Paul Rudd | | Darren |
| Nick Kroll | | Douche |
| David Krumholtz | | Lavash |
| Salma Hayek | | Teresa |
| Edward Norton | | Sammy |
| Anders Holm | | Troy |
| Sugar Lyn Beard | | Baby Carrot / Cookies |
| Ian James Corlett | | Apple / Tickilish Licorice / Relish / Bag of Dog Food |
| Michael Daingerfield | | Chunk Munchers Cereal / Light Bulb / Indian Chutney |
| Lauren Miller Rogen | | Camille Toh / Tampon |
| Nicole Oliver | | Sally Bun / Ice Cream / Watermelon / Female Shopper #1 |
| Kelly Sheridan | | Roberta Bun / Grape #2 / Female Shopper #2 |
| Brian Dobson | | Italian Tomato / Lettuce |
| Jason Simpson | | Plum #2 / Beer Keg / Fat Guy / Fit Man |
| Greg Tiernan | | Potato / Noodle Soup |
| Alistair Abell | | Mariachi Salsa / Gefilte Fish |
| Vincent Tong | | Pislitz Chips / Juice Box / Jamaican Rum |
| Iris Apatow | | Berry Good Candies / Grape #3 / Coconut Milk |
| Scott Underwood | | Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza |
| Michael Dobson | | Queso |
| Conrad Vernon | | Toilet Paper / Sauerkraut / Catcall Sausage / Grape #1 / Beer Can / Pop Bottle |
| Ian Hanlin | | Beet |
| Sam Vincent | | Old Pork Sausage / Refried Beans / Sandwich / Pop Tart / Licorice Rope |
| Maryke Hendrikse | | Popped Cherry Mixer / Plum #1 / Loretta Bun / Frozen Fruitz |
| Harland Williams | | Ketchup / Drug Dealer / Baba Ganoush |
| Meat Loaf | | Meatloaf |
