| Brian O'Halloran | | Dante Hicks |
| Jeff Anderson | | Randal Graves |
| Marilyn Ghigliotti | | Veronica |
| Lisa Spoonauer | | Caitlin Bree |
| Jason Mewes | | Jay |
| Kevin Smith | | Silent Bob |
| Scott Mosier | | Willam the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer / Angry Mourner |
| Scott Schiaffo | | Chewlies Rep |
| Al Berkowitz | | Old Man |
| Walter Flanagan | | Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer / Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer |
| Ed Hapstak | | Sanford / Angry Mourner |
| Lee Bendick | | #812 Wynarski |
| David Klein | | Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer / Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door |
| Pattijean Csik | | Coroner |
| Ken Clark | | Administer of Fine / Orderly |
| Donna Jeanne | | Indecisive Video Customer |
| Virginia Smith | | Caged Animal Masturbator |
| Betsy Broussard | | Dental School Video Customer |
| Ernest O'Donnell | | Trainer |
| Kimberly Loughran | | Heather Jones |
| Gary Stern | | Tabloid Reading Customer |
| Joe Bagnole | | Cat-Shit-Watching Customer |
| John Henry Westhead | | Olaf the Russian Metalhead |
| Chuck Bickel | | Stuck in Chips Can |
| Leslie Hope | | Jay's Lady Friend / Angry Crowd at Door |
| Connie Finnerty | | 'Happy Scrappy' Mom |
| Vincent Pereira | | Hockey Goalie / Engagement Savvy Customer |
| Ashley Pereira | | 'Happy Scrappy' Kid |
| Erix Infante | | Bed-Wetting Dad / Cold Coffee Lover |
| Melissa Crawford | | Video Confusion / Candy Confusion Customer / Angry Crowd at Door |
| Thomas Burke | | Blue Collar Man |
| Dan Hapstak | | Door Tugging Customer |
| Mitch Cohen | | Leaning Against Wall / Angry Crowd at Door |
| Matthew Banta | | Burner Looking for Weed |
| Rajiv Thapar | | Cut-Off Customer |
| Mike Belicose | | Customer with Diapers |
| Jane Kuritz | | Customer with Vaseline and Rubber Gloves |
| Grace Smith | | Milk Maid |
| Frances Cresci | | Little Smoking Girl |
| Matt Crawford | | Angry Crowd at Door |