| Graham Chapman | | Wise Man #2 / Brian Cohen / Biggus Dickus |
| John Cleese | | Wise Man #1 / Reg / Jewish Official / First Centurion / Deadly Dirk / Arthur |
| Terry Gilliam | | Man Even Further Forward / Revolutionary / Jailer / Blood & Thunder Prophet / Frank / Audience Member / Crucifee |
| Eric Idle | | Mr. Cheeky / Stan aka Loretta / Harry the Haggler / Culprit Woman / Warris / Intensely Dull Youth / Jailer's Assistant / Otto / Lead Singer Crucifee |
| Terry Jones | | Mandy Cohen / Colin / Simon the Holy Man / Bob Hoskins / Saintly Passer-by / Alarmed Crucifixion Assistant |
| Michael Palin | | Wise Man #3 / Mr. Big Nose / Francis / Mrs. A / Ex-Leper / Announcer / Ben / Pontius Pilate / Boring Prophet / Eddie / Shoe Follower / Nisus Wettus |
| Terence Bayler | | Gregory |
| Carol Cleveland | | Mrs. Gregory |
| Kenneth Colley | | Jesus |
| Neil Innes | | A Weedy Samaritan |
| Charles McKeown | | False Prophet / Blind Man / Giggling Guard / Stig |
| John Young | | Matthias, Son of Deuteronomy of Gath |
| Gwen Taylor | | Mrs. Big Nose |
| Sue Jones-Davies | | Judith |
| Peter Brett | | |
| John Case | | Pilate's Wife |
| Chris Langham | | Alfonso / Giggling Guard |
| Andrew MacLachlan | | Another Official Stoners Helper / Giggling Guard |
| Bernard McKenna | | Parvus / Official Stoners Helper / Giggling Guard |
| Spike Milligan | | Spike |